larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

vanessahudgens:

👀Look into my eyes 👀
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heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

foreignhustle:

foreignhustle
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blastortoise:

white people: mike brown robbed that store!

Lawyer: no he didn’t

Store owners: nope

Eye witnesses: nah

white people:

white people: MIKE BROWN ROBBED THAT STORE

blazepress:

This eggshell has more than 20,000 holes drilled into it.
kim-kanye-baby:

Me at a all you can eat buffet